Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Old Man And The Weed

Elderly Man Charged With Smuggling $250K in Marijuana
By Diana Eva Maldonado
"U.S. Customs and Border Protection says Federico Hernandez Garza, 74, of Brownsville, was hauling two bundles of wood flooring in a 1995 Ford Aerostar. CBP says he was sent to secondary inspection when an officer found inconsistencies in the bundles of wood."

Another elderly criminal! I am compiling enough stories to have a special on FOX! 

...Maybe he didn't know the weed was in there? Like somebody promised free dinner and flan if he drove the van across the border? Just a thought. 

He probably knew it, though. Look into those eyes. Pure evil. Pure, drug-lovin, evil. I bet the marijuana made him maniacal. 

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