The gentleman to the right has been terrorizing San Diego bank tellers with his steady stare and gummy grimace. He is a suspect in three other bank robberies in the area. Read the story. Or just read the headline, it will give you the gist of it.
Elderly Bank Robber Strikes In San Diego County Again
Via: LA Times
"...On Aug. 29, a robber in his 70s struck the U.S. Bank in Santee. On Sept. 11, a robber in his 70s, with an oxygen tank on his back, robbed a San Diego National Bank branch in La Jolla."
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"...In Friday's robbery, the man handed a teller a demand note and said he had a gun, although none was seen. He escaped with an undisclosed amount of cash."
I have decided to root for this man. He's got the potential for a sort of Denzel Washington-in John Q-type-deal where he has a damn good reason for his actions. And yet...
Robbing a bank + Wearing an oxygen tank on your back = Giving this man the perfect opportunity to blow your ass to pieces next time you try it.
Elderly Maverick-Renegades beware.
What, is there a meeting at the senior center to see who is going to rob the next one? I sense an uprising in the making. This is just the first wave...and we do need to account for casualties due to natural causes.
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